Kylie's Sidebar Quotes

There is no doubt that Kylie has a lot to say and most of the time it's really funny (at least to us)!! Which has led to my left sidebar getting a bit out of hand so I ahve just copied and pasted them into a post so I can have these quotes forever. I read through them all again today and they still make me laugh. I am so glad I have these written down and I am excited to see what she comes up with next!

9/17/2009 I was driving Kylie to school this morning and there was a red truck in front of us going at a snail's pace. It was so frustrating. I hadn't said anything out loud about, but all the sudden out of nowhere Kylie says in a very concerned tone, "Mom I want to go to preschool!" I said, "I know, that is where we are going." She then says, "Well, this red car won't get out of our way!"

9/16/2009 As Kylie, Jase and I were at Cosco just browsing at the Christmas toy we walked passed a whole row of boy bikes. I asked Kylie if she wanted a bike for Christmas (she better because we already got her one) She said, "Ya, but not one of these boy bikes. I want a bike with STYLE!"

9/13/2009 Kylie has recently started unrolling the toilet paper when she goes into use the bathroom. Jeremy said to her today, "Kylie, quit unrolling the toilet paper all over the bathroom floor, I am sick of seeing it." Kylie said, "Well, I will just close the door then."

9/7/2009 I went into the bathroom and busted Kylie for drinking the bath water. After I told her not to drink it she looked at me and asked, "Why do you need to be in here?" In other words she was wondering why I was in there and implying that I needed to leave so she could go back to doing what she wanted. Why is she so smart?

9/1/2009 Kylie says to me, "Mmm I smell like yummy lotion." then she smells me and says, "And you smell like DIRT!"

8/31/2009 During lunch today Kylie put down her fork and starting eating off the plate with only her mouth. She said, "Jesus likes it when I do this." I told her that I don't think Jesus likes it when we have bad manners. She said, "Well, Jesus is laughing at me!" I said, "I bet he is."

8/30/2009 Kylie and I were looking at a paper she had colored at nursery. I was asking what all the picture were on there. I get to a picture of the scriptures and she says, "Those are scriptbishers." She speaks so clearly that when she says something like it cracks me up.

8/24/2009 While I was doing Kylie's hair she stuck her feet in my sink and said, "My feet are thirsty. They need some agua."

8/22/2009 Kylie and I were in the car and I turned right on a red light. Kylie yells from the backseat "Mom, the light was RED!" I had to then try and explain to her that is was OK for me to turn right on a red light if its safe. It didn't go over well. She was pretty concerned.

8/19/2009 I was doing a haircut and I asked Kylie if she would run upstairs and get the squirt bottle out of my bathroom. She says to me, "I can't, my ice cream will go SOGGY."

8/18/2009 My dad and Kylie were in the car going to the store. Kylie was in the back seat talking and she told my dad, "Red means stop, green means go and yellow means slow down!" My dad says, "Very good Kylie. Where did you learn that?" She replies, "Oh, I learned it when I was YOUR age!"

8/16/2009 Kylie came up and asked me if she could watch, "The Forest of the Movie Book" really she meant "The Jungle Book!"

8/6/2009 We were eating in a noise restaurant and faintly in the background you could here a song playing from The Fray. During the chorus they sing over and over again "Don't let me go, don't let me go" All the sudden Kylie yells "DON'T LET ME GO, MOM!" I was so surprised because I could barely make out the song and I was sure she wouldn't have been able to.

8/6/2009 Kylie informed me today, "Mom, you are NOT in charge!"* Instead of saying the word "FOR" Kylie says "FER" and it cracks me up. She will ask, "What's this fer, mom?" or "What are doing that fer"

8/4/2009 This morning while we were playing Kylie's Princess Memory game and she points to her pile of matches and says, " This pile needs to be huge when we're done!"8/2/2009Kylie came up to me and said, "I have a plan, you sit down and scratch my back." Then she whispers to herself, "Ya, that's a good idea."

8/1/2009 As I was putting Kylie down for a nap she says to me, "You need to do the laundry while I take a nap."

8/1/2009 Kylie asked me to help her put her princess dress on. I gathered it up and was going to put it on over her head. She stops me and says, "No Mother, I need to step into the dress like a Princess."

7/27/2009 After we got done saying a prayer over dinner Kylie said, "I was eatening my food while we were prayering." What??

7/20/2009 Kylie was "texting her friends" on my phone and I told her that was enough and to put in down. She said, "But mom those are my peoples"

7/11/2009 Kylie came up to me this morning and said, "Mom Heavenly Father likes our new house. He is very happy!" She pauses and then says, "Oh and Jesus too!"

7/10/2009 Jeremy started hanging coats in our new closet under the stairs and Kylie said, "Dad, now where is Harry Potter going to sleep?"

7/8/2009 We are borrowing my parents van to help us move and on the key ring remote you can push a button and the doors automatically open. Every time Jeremy does it Kylie says, "Oh, he makes magic!" And she is completely impressed.

7/1/2009 Kylie went with my sister over to the neighbors house who have huge dogs which Kylie I knew would be afraid of. So when she got home I asked her how the dogs were and she said, "The big dogs wanted me to lick them." Rather than "The big dogs wanted to lick me."

6/25/2009 Kylie weighed herself on the bathroom scale and it said 30 lbs. A few minutes later my sister asked her "How much do you love me?" Kylie said "30 pounds"

6/23/2009Kylie holds up two fingers and says, "Peace out, home slice" anytime anybody leaves.

6/18/2009 Kylie has been told so many time not to pick her nose that that she now asks if it would OK if she did it. She also keeps an eye on the rest of us and lets us know, "It's not OK to pick our noses."

6/18/2009 We went out to see our house and as we were leaving there were a few men working on another one. Kylie had her cup out the window and as we pass them she yells, "Hey mens, come get your drink!"

6/18/2009 Also on our way home Kylie was looking up at the clouds. She points to one and says, "Look a mommy fish."

6/17/2009 Kylie said to my sister Amanda, "I'll be the mommy and you be the SWEETIE." Meaning she was going to be the little kid.

*Anytime Jase smiles and gets excited to see Kylie, she says, "He likes me! He really really likes me!"

*Every time we are in the car and there is a even the slightest decline in the road Kylie insists we put our arms in the air and say, "WEEEEEEEEE!"

6/17/2009 Kylie fed Jase a piece of bread, "Because, Mom he will really really love it!"

6/16/2009 Kylie was playing with my phone and I asked her what she was doing she said she was "TEXTING her friends." Times have definitely changed since I was her age.6/14/2009We were pulling into the parking garage at the airport to pick up my sister and Kyile said, "Oh, I just love this type of stuff."

6/11/2009 This morning Kylie and I had an argument about the fact that she is too young to wear make-up...let's all be reminded that she is 2!!!

6/10/2009 Tonight Kylie said, "Don't worry mom, I can get myself in the bath. Today I grew up. I'm bigger and bigger."

6/6/2009 Kylie stuck a tissue up her nose and I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Oh, I am just letting this tissue wash my nose."

6/5/2009 Kylie gave Jase a huge hug and said, "Baby Jase has my heart."

6/4/2009 Kylie was playing with her little friend Boston when all the sudden he comes running out crying. I asked Kylie what had happened and with a metal lunch box in her hand she says, "Oh, I just wanted to hit someone!"

6/1/2009 I was trying to get Kylie to go to bed so I told her all the exciting things we were going to do the next day. After I told her she asked me if I was going to have a "LADY'S MEETING while the kids run around and played." She was referring to playgroup when the mom sit and talk while the kids play.

5/27/2009 I told Kylie we were going to take Jase to the Doctor today. She says, "Yay, Jase gets shots and I get a SUCKER!"

5/27/2009 Kylie was eating Whoppers and offered me some in one of her bowl. I told her I don't like Whoppers. She said, "Just pretend they're chicken and eat it!"

5/21/2009 Kylie said, "I will go to the bathroom by myself when I am a mom." I asked when she was going to be a mom. She said, "When I am bigger and VERY old!"

5/18/2009 Kylie was brushing my hair and she said, "Mom, I'm a GREAT girl, huh?" Yes she is...most of the time.

5/15/2009 Kylie held up 3 fingers and said, "I am almost this letter." She then stares at her fingers for a few seconds and asks, "What letter is this?"

5/12/2009 Kylie was in her room getting dressed and I could hear her getting really frustrated so I go in and ask her what is wrong. As she is trying to get untangled from her shirt she says in a super annoyed voice, "I need my FAIRY GODMOTHER!"

5/11/ Last night we had pancakes for dinner and I asked Kylie if she would eat pancakes with blueberries in them and she said, "I sure can. They will be TOLICIOUS."

5/3/2009 We have a rule that Kylie can't have any snacks until after the sacrament and she knows this rule, but every week she asks if she can have something as soon as we sit down. I always tell her as soon as the boys sit down, meaning the boys passing the sacrament. I told her that today when she asked and she looked over to the bench where all the deacons where sitting and said, "Mom, the boys are sitting down."

5/2/2009 I was in Kylie's room folding her clothes and asked her to get dressed. She gathered up her clothes and said, "I need to get dressed in the closet. I don't want you to see me naked!"

5/28/2009 I said the word poop and Kylie said to me with a stern look on her face, "Mom don't say that word! That is a potty word!"

4/26/2009 At church Kylie wanted Jeremy to get something out of the diaper bag for her so she grabbed it, held it up to him and said, "Aribba" which means UP in Spanish. Thank you Dora the Explorer.

4/26/2009 On the back of the Crunch Berry cereal box there is a colorful picture Kylie likes to look at. This morning while she was eating her cereal she told me she wanted to watch the movie that she thought was on the back of the box. I told her that there isn't a movie for that and she said, "Yeah, they have everything at Wal-Mart."

4/13/2009 Kylie says Delicious all the time only she can't quite say it right and it changes every time she says it. Such as Belicious, Alicious and today she said, "Kaylicious."

4/13/2009 Kylie asked me to hold up my cup at lunch and say "CHEERS." Where did she learn that?

4/14/2009 We were at the drive through at the bank and there is a little screen and when the person inside the bank needed to talk to you they will appear. Well, the guy asked me a question and Kylie thought it was so cool that he would appear and I could talk to him. So she yells from the back seat, "BOY, BOY, come back boy." When he didn't reappear to talk to her she said, "Oh mom, I just needed some moneys." Poor Kylie.

4/9/2009 Kylie wanted to make brownies but I told her we didn't have enough eggs. She said, "Well, we have celery just put that in there." Mmm that would be tasty!

4/5/2009 I was driving with Kylie and Jase in the car and the road curved and Kylie says, "Whoa, whoa, WHOA" and I asked, "What Kylie?" She said, "Mom that sign almost hit our car and we almost smashed it."

4/2/2009 Kylie ate something and while rubbing her tummy said, "Oh, I am full. I think I am getting a baby."

3/29/2009 Kylie went in to use the bathroom and while sitting on the toilet she yells out to me, "Mom come turn on the noise, it's gonna stink in here!"

3/23/2009 We were reading scriptures tonight from a picture book of Kylie's and I asked her who built the "big boat." She pointed to Sam and Nephi and said, "These ma'ams." I kinda think she meant to say "mans," but it came out so funny.

3/21/2009 Jase SMILED at me for the first time...on PURPOSE!! You better believe it was the cutest smile you have ever seen.

3/18/2009 While my sisters were visiting Kylie said, "Lexie is my favorite, Mommy is my favorite and Amanda is my favorite." Jeremy asked her, "What about me?" She said, "Nope, there's no more room."

3/16/2009 Today we were walking through the parking lot to go into a store and there was an arrow painted on the road. Kylie looked at and said, "click." like it was the mouse arrow on the computer.

3/15/ This morning I set Kylie's clothes out for church and told her to come get them on. I then started ironing mine. She came up to me and said, "No, I can't get dressed until you cook it." She wanted me to iron hers too.

3/1/2009 My sister asked Kylie what Jase's name was and she said "Jase Joseph Smith."

2/29/2009 Jase cried his first TEARS when I took his oxygen dots off his face.

2/20/2009 Kylie grabbed a bunch of her little coloring pages from Family Home Evening that we do and said, "Mom come downstairs and talk the gospel with me."

2/20/2009 Kylie and I were playing a card game we made up together and she kept passing out the winning card to herself after peeking at them and so I called her cheater and she said, "I'm not a cheater, I'm a WINNER!"

2/16/2009 Today Kylie said, "I know spanish, mom." I asked, "Wow, what words do you know?" She said, "Uno, dos." I asked her if she knew what they meant. She said, "three, four, five." At least she knows they are numbers.

2/9/2009 I told Kylie I was taking Jase to the doctor today and she asked, "To put him back?" I reassured her that I was going to bring him back home with me.

2/8/2009 Kylie was playing with her ball and threw it behind the chair. She said "My ball, it ran away with the spoon!"

2/7/2009 Kylie came up to my mom and I and said "Do you want to hear my song, ladies?"

2/6/2009 Kylie stuck a 9Volt battery in her mouth, made a disgusted look and said, "That was spicy."